December 2011
106 posts
gwendolynnnn:
I dream of living in a world where people like me.
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
molly-pop-tart:
ohnomnomwhatsmyname:
...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
when i'm on facebook ...
see a picture of your friends without you:
some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
jaredpadasexme:
Reblog this if sex sounds really good right now.
