gwendolynnnn: I dream of living in a world where people like me.
walks into chair
molly-pop-tart: ohnomnomwhatsmyname: ...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
when i'm on facebook ...
see a picture of your friends without you: some bitch writes on your crushes wall: see he’s dating this bitch: annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox: horny pedo adds you up: ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship: LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you: scrolling through newsfeed like: then go on tumblr like:
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
Reblog this if sex sounds really good right now.